Escrito por Pablo Peixoto em 28.02.2011
There has been a bunch o buzz about the Charlie Sheen imbroglio with Chuck Lorre, the producer of American TV’s megahit sitcom Two and a Half Men.
Due to Sheen’s poor health (that is, boos, cigarettes, drugs and promiscuous sex), the season finale has been shortened, blasting off a series of gossips and polemic statements from both, which now poses as a threat to the continuation of the show (whose new season has already been confirmed).
As a fan of the show, I will now propose 10 different solutions for the sitcom in case Charlie Sheen is kicked off.
1- The Six of One, Half-dozen of the Other Plan
In order to escape from a furious bookmaker or someone’s husband, Charlie is submitted to plastic surgery and comes back looking like Robert Downey, Jr.
2-The Days of our Lives Plan
Charlie exchanges brains with Doctor Drake Ramoray. Matt leBlanc joins the sitcom.
3- The TV Mogul Plan
Charlie leaves, but a reality TV show star gets more votes and is voted to replace him!
4- The Perfect Strangers Plan
Charlie leaves, but his redneck cousin, Balki, arrives to paint the town red!
5- The Two Men and a Baby Plan
Charlie vanishes and, on the same day, a baby is left on their porch. Now, Alan and Jake are in a pickle since they have to take care of the child Later on, Charlie appears from behind a curtain.
6- The Fresh Prince of Bel Air Plan
Alan and Jake move to Bel Air and get up to all sorts of mischief with Will Smith (by @Vandunnen).
7- The Alf Plan
A hairy alien takes Charlie’s place and the show gets a new name, “Two and an Alf Men” (by @taniosacacio).
8- The Galdalf Plan
Charlie Harper dies, but after a while, he comes back as Charlie, the White in “Two and Gandalf Men”.
9- The Mutant Plan
Charlie dies and is replaced by Magneto, who is now a good fella and will lead the “Two and a Half X-Men“
10 – The Plan 9 from Outer Space Plan
Charlie is replaced by a double wearing a cloak.
What about you, have you got any cool ideas to save the show? Send them to firstname.lastname@example.org